In commemoration of my 666th post, I ate my neighbor today and offered his still-beating heart to the blood gods. Then, I told them, "Just kidding, losers" and nonchalantly tossed it over my shoulder. I'll take care of them in the next life.
To prepare for that, I warmed-up with five minutes of shadowboxing for three rounds of three minutes on the heavy bag.
Afterwards, I ran to Whole Foods to pick up some whey and cottage cheese. I stopped at High Tech Burrito to order a Godzilla for later, and then at Taco Bell to eat on my way home. I'm still hungry.
Oh, and I spent $50 on a bottle of cod liver oil yesterday. My wallet weeps, but it lasts for awhile.